Straightforward friend, you are GOLD
It is amazing
Gotta love that smug face XD
"Brother's got game!" XDD
Guess you weren't jokin' then..
Don't joke about that, such a turn-off!
They do say that the opposite of love isn't hate, but indifference
Doesn't stop us from trying tho XDD
Girls are intuitive about this stuff XD
"Please go away" SO HURTFUL, SUCH TRAUMA XDD
"He totally ignored my hot body" XD
The battle of... (What exactly?) Is starting NOW!
Okay, your friend's actually gay. What a way to come out! XD
Reality XD
Middle-aged playboy with a 16-year-old high school girl's mind....
Class prez is right up my alley! XD
"...No, wait, did I just say that?" XD
Smart!