I'm gonna love this one, I know it already XDD
Such a simple thing and yet so hard to achieve...
Man, he's CUTE!!
"Huh? Ah!" (It's my greatest fuckbuddy I see!) XD
What? WHAT!??? DON'T LEAVE ME OUT! C'MON!!
So cute
I could really go for her, she's so BADASS!
That's... rather anticlimactic XD
You married him so you could bang him DAILY?! XDDDD
A d-d-d-d-DATE?
Other possibilities: GO TO A FUCKING SAUNA
Aaaaand the Best "Cover" Award goes to... XD
I surprised he managed to grab his hand, not his butt XD
...is by being a BOTTOM! XD
He's a goner XD
TMI ALERT XDDD
And THANK YOU FOR THAT XDD
This is way too easy. Smells fishy. Big time.