Sir, kindly make that a three chapter long reality
good lawd (I'm an atheist)
RIP his bootyhole
This reminded me of that sex ed professor showing us how to put a condom on a dildo. A student asked what to do if the dick happened...
(2)to be bigger. She said "Well then I guess you need to either pray for your vulva or leave the guy, cause that's the biggest condom we've"
Oop that's cute
GAWH DAMMN HOW CAN SOMEONE BE HOT AND PRETTY AT THE SAME TIME ???!!!
The way he just wants to compare the peepee size
SIR, I BET YOU ARE !!!
