???? Y’all met last week? I swear to god? You think they’d been dating a couple months or something!
You guys just met? What are you talking about?
Aren’t you a little too excited to hear about your sister’s death day babes?
Oh so he a freak frfr
Crazy bitch!?
HES A PERVERT NOOOO IM LITERALLY SCREAMING
Run. Don’t associate w ppl that keep track of days like that.
Sir why you got three whole legs
It’s called plot armor luv
What is this height difference wtf
Girl what? Did u miss the whole “I love her” thing or..?
So tucking stupid
That ain’t a penis. That’s an extra arm
You falling in love just because he’s pretty? Ok
???
I’m laughing so fucking hard rn <span class="emoji emoji1f62d"