I was admiring his beauty while being a simp waiting for the most beautiful close in... I got this
I reason with myself just like this until I actually believe it
My first instinct would have been to slap the money back in his face
That would have been my first day and my last
You're not allowed to kill your wife like that
If he tries attacking a corporal who's said to be a generational prodigy he is the dumbest character
Hold on! You can't kill her yet you still have to marry her .·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.
Romance you say~
He did not cook that steak... Like at all
You stubborn ass bitches-
Wtf did he do to that poor door
YOU STUPID ASS BITCH WTF WOULD YOU GO IN THERE ALONE AND THEN CALL FOR REINFORCEMENTS!!!! Omg he ded
She's a smart one
I want his head on a spike
If this isn't the most relatable meme i've ever saw on here-
Pls tell me those are blueberries on that cake and not olives
