I need a doctor to tell me if wine could mess up your booty hole ecosystem
Whip cream doesn't deserve this
Hair serum FFS!!!
SAND IS NOT LUBE NO MATTER HOW HORNED UP YALL ARE!!!!!
Hand cream, yet again
Water ≠ lube
Hand cream ≠ lube
Lotion in the butt ughhhh
Lollipops ≠ sex trips/butt plugs/dildos
Icing up the butt = whatever the butt equivalent of a yeast infection is
Not the vaseline again! How did he buy condoms but not lube?? Aren't they usually in the same aisle?
Again with the lotion TT__TT
Hand cream ≠ lube DX
Ok this is actually lube but I wanted to put it in here cuz wtf nooooooo XDDDD
